Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
that's an acceptable place to lick
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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