I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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