is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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