it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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