im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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