Nicole vs. Life
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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