Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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