I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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