Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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