Well apparently he's into motor boating.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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