Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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