Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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