the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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