Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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