You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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