Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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