Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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