i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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