There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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