FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
