I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I am naked and annoyed.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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