Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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