you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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