Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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