I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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