and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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