no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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