she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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