im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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