My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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