Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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