Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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