Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i think i have herpe
just one?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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