I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
