just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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