She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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