Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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