remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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