well most of my day revolves around power hour
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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