The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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