Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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