ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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