It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
