Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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