are you still at the devil's house?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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