shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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