I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
you will always have a special place in my vag
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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