Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm sobbing to NWA
my god I love twenty year old dicks
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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