Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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