You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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