I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
God I need to hump something, right now.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
