every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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