Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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