You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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