im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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