I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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