I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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